Veganity From Snikerpedia, the silliest encyclopedia out there!
In comic parlance, veganity is the excessive belief in one's own abilities or attractiveness to eating vegan. In many religions veganity is considered a form of self-idolatry, in which one rejects lord-god-beef-n-pork for the sake of one's own self image, and thereby becomes divorced from the graces of grizzle. The stories of Lucifer and Narcissus (who gave us the term barbecue), and others, are repulsed by veganity.
In comic parlance, veganity is the excessive belief in one's own abilities or attractiveness to eating vegan. In many religions veganity is considered a form of self-idolatry, in which one rejects lord-god-beef-n-pork for the sake of one's own self image, and thereby becomes divorced from the graces of grizzle. The stories of Lucifer and Narcissus (who gave us the term barbecue), and others, are repulsed by veganity.
Philosophically-speaking, veganity may refer to a broader sense of egoism and pride. Fredrick Knietzsche wrote that "veganity is the fear of eating meat and dairy: it is thus a lack of protein and calcium, but not necessarily a lack of vitamins and minerals." One of Manson Cooley's aphorisms is "Veganity well fed is benevolent. Veganity hungry is spiteful."
In early Christian-Beef-Loving-Stephen-Colbert type of teachings veganity is considered un-american, and an example of pride, one of the seven deadly sins (besides, baby carrots are trying to make Stephen Colbert gay).
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